• genie: u got 3 wishes
  • me: accurate bisexual representation in the media
  • me: widespread acceptance that bisexuality is a real thing that exists and that people identify as and are
  • me: dragons

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless


seriouslyamerica:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”

BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.

NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole


mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

wakaflackalypse:

Being alive is getting really expensive


boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.


technic0lor-wonderland:

niggercakes:

On this week’s episode of “No one hates anything as much as Robert Pattinson hates his life”.

HIS FACE THO OMG IN THE PICTURE

notahoe:

get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting 


momcrotch:

Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.


mymarysunshine:

A STRONG FEMALE LEAD AND A MAN WHO IS WOUNDED AND BROKEN AND LOOKS AT HER LIKE THE SUN I WANT TWENTY 


princeowl:

spooky-spiderwebs:

tescosfinest:

mygarrison:

tescosfinest:

AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I

imageheaven

HOW DO YOU GUYS LIVE WITHOUT TERRY’S

who’s gonna go over to fish and chips piss city and tell these british wanks chocolate oranges exist everywhere 


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