- genie: u got 3 wishes
- me: accurate bisexual representation in the media
- me: widespread acceptance that bisexuality is a real thing that exists and that people identify as and are
- me: dragons
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
Being alive is getting really expensive
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting
Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.
A STRONG FEMALE LEAD AND A MAN WHO IS WOUNDED AND BROKEN AND LOOKS AT HER LIKE THE SUN I WANT TWENTY
AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I
HOW DO YOU GUYS LIVE WITHOUT TERRY’S
who’s gonna go over to fish and chips piss city and tell these british wanks chocolate oranges exist everywhere